10 Best TV Sex Scenes in 2016

the-best-2016Say what you will about the shit show that was 2016, but one thing’s for sure: the TV sex scenes were on point. From the orgy-having, sex robots on Westworld to a threesome involving Orlando Bloom, 2016’s television sex scenes did not disappoint. Here are the best ones to help you remember the good times this year.

  1. Misty and Luke, Luke Cage
    Hot superhero sex? Yes please! As BuzzFeed says, “My pants literally fall off every time I remember this scene.”
  2. Issa and Daniel, Insecure
    This sex scene proves that naughty sex is the hottest sex. They had sex on the couch, over a soundboard, and in all manner of positions—hot hot hot!
  3. Ghost and Angela, Power
    If you’ve ever fantasized about getting fucked doggy style over a desk at the office, this episode has you covered!
  4. Patrick and Jimmy (aka that dude he picked up at a bar), Looking
    Annilingus, anyone? This scene will make you want it. Bad.
  5. Rick and Michonne, The Walking Dead
    Seems like a good way to de-stress from the zombie apocalypse to us!
  6. Jack and Valerie, Casual
    The female orgasm—in abundance!—is always a turn-on.
  7. Kanan and Candie, Power
    Out hats (pants?) off to any show that shows cock!
  8. Christine and David, The Girlfriend Experience
    Anytime someone tells you that the sex is so good “I want to pass out,” you know that’s some very, very good lovin’!
  9. Lucy, Tom, and Annie, Easy
    “I mean, could you masturbate to this? Yeah, it’s Orlando Bloom, Malin Akerman, and a girl who looks like the human version of Bambi all having a threesome,” says BuzzFeed.
  10. All of the gold spray-painted robots in Westworld
    Westworld, the gift that keeps on giving.

Want to end 2016 on a high note? Come celebrate the sexy way at NiteFlirt!

Check out more of 2016’s best TV sex scenes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/tv-sex-scenes-of-2016

2 Comedians Tried To Have a Conversation While Sitting On Vibrators

magicwandarthistoryComedian Nikki Glaser made a very exciting parody of Jerry Seinfeld’s popular webseries, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee—except her coffee excursion includes the use of sex toys! In the episode on Glaser’s Comedy Central Show, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, Glaser and her friend and fellow comedian Sara Shaefer sit on Magic Wand vibrators while attempting to have a conversation—appropriately about squirting! And to make matters even more interesting, they handed the controls of the vibrators to others offscreen (watch the video below).

It didn’t take long before Sara Shaefer yelled her safe word, “Theon Greyjoy! That means Winter is coming. I’m Winter.” Shaefer was in the middle of explaining how she prefers other terms besides squirting, like “SPLASH MOUNTAIN!” Once she collected herself, she explained that the first time she squirted, it was like a water balloon had popped between her legs. Then she asked a wide-eyed Glaser, “Okay, are you coming right now or are you shocked by the story?” In the end, they decided that the coffee was the best they ever had—and that they should really do this more often.

Looking for an exciting experience yourself? We can make you yell Theon Greyjoy right here!

Check out “Comedians Sitting on Vibrators Getting Coffee”: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/comedians-sitting-on-vibrators/

8 Sex Stories That Will Put Your Awkward Sexual Encounters To Shame

imagesSex with someone new should be really hot, right? Well, according to people on Whisper, sometimes it’s just really awkward. Here are 8 anonymous confessions that will probably put your most awkward sexual encounters to shame. You’re welcome.

  1. Once during sex I was thinking about what I need to get at the grocery store and accidentally screamed out ‘carrots!’” I’ll have what she’s having?
  2. One time my wig fell off during sex and the guy was scared that he pulled my hair out.” Wardrobe malfunction!
  3. I stopped in the middle of having sex so I could tuck my dog in for the night.” You bad, bad boy!
  4. Mid-sex, he totally killed the mood when he put a hand on each thigh and said…’Open Sesame!’ and yes, he was serious!” Did you respond with, ‘CLOSED’?
  5. In the middle of having sex with someone, he asked if I wanted to check my texts…” Did he send a sext?
  6. Once I was playing music during sex and my favorite song came on and I started singing out loud and got up to dance.” Naked dancing—that could get dangerous!
  7. I had sex on the first date. He lasted 2 minutes, yelled ‘I won!’ as he finished and then fell asleep.” Score!
  8. I hit my Fitbit goal during sex and was so excited I said something and ruined the moment.” Excited for all the wrong reasons…

Looking for a hot sexual encounter? We can tuck you in for the night right here!

Check out more awkward sex stories: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/these-sex-stories-are-awkward-omg_us_582df26fe4b099512f816a1f

Get to Know MissprincessDi

With MissprincessDi (@XGoddessDivinaX)missprincessdi01

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I started when I was in college after I got my very first computer and logged onto the internet. The rest, as they say, is history. I love chatting with people from all over the world, having fun, and teasing!

missprincessdi03What is your favorite part of being a Flirt on NiteFlirt?
I get to have fun, be myself, and meet people from all over the world. I get to show off my sexy and creative side, and get paid for it! It’s win-win if you ask me.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
I love working out, eating, sleeping, watching movies, and spending time with my loved ones. Oh, did I mention eating? I’m a big foodie — I love yummy food.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
My favorite part is giving satisfaction. I derive and get off from others’ pleasures. This platform allows many people to find what they seek, and to be happy and be themselves in a private and anonymous way. If I can bring somebody happiness, that’s all that I need inorder to be satisfied. Oh, and the money is an extra bonusmissprincessdi02! 😉

Is there any kind of specific fetish that you yourself enjoy?

I have many but financial domination, foot fetish, and goddess worship are at the top. Basically anything that empowers me as a woman and makes me feel adored, spoiled, and worshiped by many men.

Doctors Remove Wedding Ring From Man’s Dick 

As it turns out, DIYing a cock ring is a very bad idea, as a 28-year-old man in South Africa can attest. He found this out the hard way (pun intended) when he squeezed his wedding ring around his dick for “erotic reasons.” Not surprisingly, it didn’t turn out well.

ringonitAfter using his wedding ring as a substitute for a cock ring, the ring caused the man’s dick to swell up so much that he was unable to remove it. He was admitted to the hospital and was diagnosed with a rare case of “penile strangulation.” Since his malady was so rare, doctors weren’t exactly sure how to remove the ring, and said in the South African Medical Journal that “No proper guidelines exist for the treatment of this condition, so the ‘best method’ is the one with a successful outcome.” Thankfully, the ring was eventually removed—and the man was strongly urged not to DIY his sex toys again!

Looking for something erotic yourself? Come get inventive with us right here!

Check out more about doctors removing a wedding ring from a man’s dick: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wedding-ring-stuck-penis_us_582b5d4ae4b01d8a014ad720

9 Women Confess How They Really Feel About Oral Sex 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasms8Every woman is different when it comes to what gets her hot during sex. For some women, oral sex is a necessary precursor to the main event, while others find that it is the main event, while still others would rather just skip the whole thing entirely. Here, 9 women on Whisper confess how they really feel about oral sex—and as you can imagine, their responses are wildly different.

  1. I can honestly say I like when my man kisses me after going down on me and I can still taste myself on his lips.” Some tasty dessert is always welcome after a good meal!
  2. I love getting oral from a dude that knows what he’s doing. It feels soooo good!” Amen to that!
  3. My secret: I start texting people when my boyfriend is busy going down on me. Romance is dead.”Sounds like someone needs a phone intervention…
  4. I’m really uncomfortable receiving oral sex because it’s too up close and personal.” Well, that is the point…
  5. I think it’s so hot when my lover wakes me up by going down on me.” Breakfast is served!
  6. I love receiving oral sex but guys never want to do it. Why?” It’s called the orgasm gap. And ladies, that is a deal breaker.
  7. I used to hate when guys went down on me but now it’s what I want my boyfriend to do all day every day.” Sounds like the perfect way to spend a day—or every day— to us!
  8. I love people going down on me, the feeling of their tongue and their fingers is orgasmic.” Yes!
  9. I can only orgasm when I’m getting oral sex but I can never do it when I have regular sex. Is there something wrong with me?” The orgasm gap rears its ugly head again…sounds like this lady and her man have some homework to do.

Do you find oral sex orgasmic? If so, come Whisper what turns you on in our ears!

Check out more confessions about how women really feel about oral sex: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/10/17/oral-sex-confessions

Joe Jonas Wrote a Song About His Love Of S&M

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bdsm_chateauThe sexiest Jonas brother has been getting candid in his songs recently about how much he loves sex. And now he’s opened up about what he’s into in the bedroom—and it’s pretty kinky. In an interview with PrideSource, Joe confessed to his love of S&M, which isn’t surprising if you’ve heard his racy new song, “Be Mean.”

“Everyone should try a little bit of something new in the bedroom. It’s definitely fun when you bring some whips and leather and whatever you may be into—a little bit of S&M—into the bedroom,” said Jonas. He went on to explain the inspiration for the song, which he hopes will inspire others to have sex that’s wild and fun: “I wrote it about me and someone I was getting wild with, and maybe (we) busted some outfits out—you know, you get a little crazy. It’s a fun song, and I hope people can have fun with it and learn from it.” So, bust out those whips and chains, Jonas fans, and go get crazy!

Want to try a little bit of something new in the bedroom yourself? Whatever you may be into, we are always up for some fun!

Check out more about Joe Jonas’s song about S&M here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/joe-jona-s-and-m

New Sex Dolls To Have Functional Genitalia 

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If you thought realistic looking sex dolls couldn’t get any more sophisticated, guess again. The next generation of sex dolls created by RealDoll will have every minute detail of the human body, including “body warmth.” The elaborate “love dolls” founder Matt McCullen told the Mirror the new dolls, which will be released next year, would have hyper-realistic features, like warmth and sensors that reacted to touch, as well as “fully functional genitalia.”

McCullen also told Vice that he plans to equip the dolls with AI capabilities, with the goal that an encounter with a RealDoll would give you “some kind of reward, be that verbal, visual, or in sexual movements.” In other words, he wants the dolls to be able to visibly enjoy a sexual encounter. Sci-fi fantasy Westworld or the real world?—all we know is that 2017 is promising to be a very exciting year!

Looking for something exciting yourself? If you want to see “visible pleasure,” you’ve come to the right place!

Check out more about the next generation of love dolls here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/real-doll-sex-toy-ai/

Sex Game’s Safe For Work Mode Dresses Characters In X-Mas Sweaters

womandominatingmanLadykiller in a Bind is a fun, erotic game that lets folks explore BDSM and consent. It’s full of naughty, dirty sex. And now, the game’s new update lets players keep things PG-13. And very merry.

Version 1.1.0 adds a few handy options for eager players who might want to play the game in a public setting. The first is to skip forward over any of the game’s racy sex scenes. But the best change is the “Safe For Work” option, which covers up all the nudity by giving the cast colorful Christmas sweaters. So, you know, if your boss sees you playing a game with a gagged and restrained character who’s tied to a chair, at least the character will be wearing a festive sweater!

Feeling like getting into a festive spirit yourself? If there’s two things we love: it’s sex and ugly x-mas sweaters!

Check out more about the sex game’s new SFW option: https://kotaku.com/sex-game-s-safe-for-work-mode-dresses-characters-in-chr-1789489454

Uh Oh, Fifty Shades Darker’s New Trailer Is Here 

Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 2.59.14 PMAs if the first trailer for Fifty Shades Darker wasn’t sexy enough, there’s a new teaser for the film that’s even racier. While the previous trailer focused more on Christian and Ana’s hot and flirty masquerade, this version rips off the masks, revealing all the naughtiness underneath. In this one, Ana’s taken off her ball gown, and the jaw-dropping lingerie beneath is sure to leave audiences panting for more.

By now you might’ve guessed, there’s a lot more sex: shower sex, desk sex, dripping hot wax sex, and yes, elevator sex. In the trailer, Christian asks Ana to take off her panties in a restaurant—and then proceeds to reward her for her obedience in a crowded elevator! This steamy trailer is definitely going to get audiences begging for the real thing. But you’ll just have to wait like a good, well disciplined viewer.

Looking to turn up the heat yourself? We can leave you begging for more right here!

Check out the newest trailer for Fifty Shades Darkerhttps://themuse.jezebel.com/oh-no-fifty-shades-darkers-new-trailer-is-here-1789783218