U.K. Bill Proposes To Ban All ‘Non-Conventional’ Porn Online

britishunderwearThe U.K.’s new digital economy bill is a threat not only to citizen’s privacy, but also to their freedom to watch online porn. According to the Guardian, the bill would force internet service providers to censor sites hosting content that doesn’t meet the standards of the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC). This means that anything considered “non-conventional”—i.e., quite a lot of material, kinky and otherwise—could be prohibited.

The bill can ban any “obscene” material, such as “humiliation or abuse,” sexual portrayals of “lack of consent,” or anything classified as “adult-only.” And because it can put a ban on “non-conventional” sex, sex acts like “consensual spanking, whipping or other BDSM activities would be censored, as would fisting and urination, female ejaculation, or menstruation,” reports the Guardian. Thankfully, because there are so many adult sites, the ban would be difficult if not impossible to enforce. As a spokeswoman for MindGeek told the Guardian, “many of the sexual activities prohibited from R18 are normalised and accepted aspects of healthy sexuality, and are proudly celebrated by the feminist, queer, and ethical porn movements internationally.” It’s frightening to think that those are the sites that would be most at risk.

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Check out more about U.K.’s bill to ban all non-conventional online porn here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/uk-censor-porn/

You Can Still Have Good Sex With a Micropenis

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenisFor the 0.6 percent of the male population with a penis that’s less than 2.75 inches, their anatomy is often the cause of much emotional pain, anxiety, and depression. But sex therapist Elizabeth McGrath is giving these men hope by showing them and their partners how to get the most out of their sex life. For her clients with micropenises, she says the main thing to do is to shift the focus away from penetrative sex—because there’s so many other ways to find pleasure!

“There’s humping, there’s grinding, there’s rubbing the penis on the labia or on the side, and then it expands into ‘What kind of fun things can we do together?'” McGrath said. Oral sex can be the main event, and sex toys, rings, vibrators, and even “extenders” worn over the dick are all great options for couples. She emphasizes that trying new things and figuring out what gives people pleasure is the key. And for a person with a micropenis, or really anyone, it’s about finding what makes you feel good and, most importantly, having fun.

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Check out more about how you can still have good sex with a micropenis: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/micropenis-sex-guide/

Anna Kendrick Had the Perfect Response To a Guy Giving Her an Orgasm 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23It’s clear from Oscar-nominated actress Anna Kendrick’s new book that what she should really win an award for is communicating in bed. She knows the orgasm gap is a depressing reality for far too many women, and in Scrappy Little Nobody she gets candid about keeping it real during sex―including the one time she gave props to a guy for giving her an orgasm! Here’s her story.

After a few months with a boyfriend, she still hadn’t had an orgasm with him. So how’d she respond when he finally got her there? A big high-five! “’So hey, first time I’ve had an orgasm during that whole situation,’” she writes. “I raised my hand for a high five. ‘Up top!’” The dude didn’t respond well, but we’ve got to give Kendrick props for her assertiveness. As study after study has shown, good communication is the key to good sex. Up top, ladies who aren’t shy about communicating during sex!

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Check out more about Anna Kendrick’s perfect response to a guy giving her an orgasm: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/anna-kendrick-orgasm_us_582f43f4e4b058ce7aaad863

Little Women Talk About Being Fetishized

shortsexDuring Lifetime’s recent Little Women: Atlanta reunion, the stars discussed their sex lives and what it’s like to be fetishized for their petite size. All of the women have average-sized partners, and all of them at one time or another have been asked about what it’s like to get it on as little people. And, not surprisingly, all of them have been asked to be “picked up and tossed around” by eager fetishists.

“Everyone’s like, ‘Oh my god, you’re always my fantasy, or my fetish,’” said Bri (aka Left Cheek). Minnie added that curiosity can often cross over to fetish when men offer to pick her up and toss her around. “If he can pick you up and flip you up and down, that mean he’s big and strong, honey. Come on daddy, if you think you can do it, here I am,” said Ms. Juicy gamely. They all seemed to agree that they like when their big, strong, average-sized men toss them around, nodding in agreement when one little woman said, “I like to able to be picked up, flipped up, all that stuff.” Little women, big sexual appetites!

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Check out more about little women being fetishized: https://themuse.jezebel.com/little-people-talk-about-sex-with-average-sized-people-1788286072

Going Bare Down There May Boost the Risk Of STDs

1435975150441.cachedA new study in the journal Sexually Transmitted Infections found that regular pubic hair removal is linked with an increased risk for herpes, syphilis and HPV. According to the research, people who “mow their lawns” at least once in their lifetimes are nearly twice as likely to have an STD. And “extreme groomers,” or those who shave it all off more than 11 times a year, were more than four times as likely to have had an infection.

“We were surprised at how big the effect was,” says urologist and lead researcher of the study. “Right now, we have no way knowing if grooming causes the increase in risk for infections. All we can say is that they’re correlated.” The study surveyed about 7,500 men and women between ages 18 and 65 about their grooming habits. About two-thirds of men had manscaped and more than 80 percent of women shaved their pussies. Researchers aren’t sure what the connection is at this point, but they said it makes sense that shaving and waxing could make you more vulnerable to infections due to “microtears and cuts” that might be unhealed during sex, making it easier for viruses and bacteria to enter the skin. As one researcher says, “Pubic hair is there for a reason.”

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Check out more about how going bald down there may increase the risk of the STDs: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/12/06/504540192/going-bare-down-there-can-boost-the-risk-of-stds

Comedian Nails Song About All the Horny Parents Who Just Want To Fuck 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlistAs so many parents will lament, kids can be a real downer when it comes to getting laid. So one comedian turned her sexual frustration into a hilarious song called “Parental Lovin‘” (watch below). Because sometimes, all parents want to do is “close the baby gate and have a date.”

She sings, “Let’s give the kids some goldfish and turn the TV on. They’ll never even know we’re gone.” When horny parents get “five minutes,” they know to just “go down south, no time for kissing on the mouth.” This is what some quick parental lovin’ looks like: “Scooby Dooby Do me. Pork my Peppa Pig. Yo Gabba Gabba grab my boobies. Pocoyo you poke-a-me. Stuff my Doc McStuffins. Paw Patrol my Jungle Junction.” Wow, those feisty parents—and the names of those children’s shows—are filthy!

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Check out the song “Parental Lovin’” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-song-goes-out-to-all-the-parents-who-just-want-to-have-sex_us_5800eef9e4b0e8c198a78b18

Women Try Orgasming In Three Minutes Or Less

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm5Most women take a little longer than guys to, um, get there. But one sex toy, the Womanizer, claims that 80 percent of users orgasm after only two or three minutes. BuzzFeed wanted to find out if it was worth the hype, so they had women gave it a go (watch the video below).

The Womanizer is unlike a typical vibrator: it’s hands-free and uses a suction cup to suck and pull the clit, sort of like with oral sex. And at a whopping $249, these manufacturers better make women cum in three minutes or less! So does this bad boy really get the job done? “Holy shit! I came in exactly three minutes. Exactly as I was finishing, the timer went off!” said one satisfied customer. Another woman came in one minute and 30 seconds! So, working women who need to get some—you won’t regret investing your time in the Womanizer!

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Check out more about the sex toy that makes women cum in three minutes or less: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/women-try-orgasming-in-three-minutes-or-less_us_581778b0e4b0990edc32861d

Couples Try Bondage For the First Time and Dish About It

feet-1095408_1280Vanilla sex is great—but so is spicing things up with something a bit kinkier. In a new BuzzFeed video, real couples decided to give bondage a whirl (or is it a slap?) for the very first time. They were all very excited—and slightly nervous—to explore a different side of their sex life (watch the video below).

“I’m not putting these on my nipples,” one woman told her boyfriend while holding up nipple clamps. “It’s not happening…maybe?” “We might need to Google some of these,” another woman said, looking at the feathers, whips, and ball-gags. So what’d they think of the “intense” experience? One guy who said that he and his boyfriend have vanilla sex was surprised that he enjoyed it more than he thought he would. A few other couples observed how it was both sexy and playful, even sometimes “humorous”: “you ever try to laugh and climax at the same time?” one guy asked. And, not surprisingly, “the nipple clamps were great.”

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Check out the video of couples trying bondage for the first time: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/couples-used-to-vanilla-sex-try-bondage-for-the-first-time_us_583f5cd4e4b0c68e047ecebf

Bad Sex in Fiction Award: the Contenders

2016-bad-sexIt’s everyone’s favorite time of the year! The contenders for the Bad Sex in Fiction award have been named—and man are they bad. From games of tennis to muddy fields, let’s get intimate with some of 2016’s worst sex scenes.

  1. A Doubter’s Almanac by Ethan Canin
    “The act itself was fervent. Like a brisk tennis game or a summer track meet, something performed in daylight between competitors. The cheap mattress bounced. She liked to do it more than once, and he was usually able to comply. Bourbon was his gasoline. Between sessions, he poured it at the counter while she lay panting on the sheets. Sweat burnished her body. The lean neck. The surprisingly full breasts. He would down another glass and return.” Game, set, match! Who’s gonna beat that awful sex scene?
  2. Men Like Air by Tom Connolly
    “The walkway to the terminal was all carpet, no oxygen. Dilly bundled Finn into the first restroom on offer, locked the cubicle door and pulled at his leather belt. ‘You’re beautiful,’ she told him, going down on to her haunches and unzipping him. He watched her passport rise gradually out of the back pocket of her jeans in time with the rhythmic bobbing of her buttocks as she sucked him. He arched over her back and took hold of the passport before it landed on the pimpled floor. Despite the immediate circumstances, human nature obliged him to take a look at her passport photo.” Down on her haunches? Pimpled floor? Looking at a passport photo while getting a blowjob? Most. Unsexy. Sex. Scene. Ever.
  3. The Butcher’s Hook by Janet Ellis
    “When his hand goes to my breasts, my feet are envious. I slide my hands down his back, all along his spine, rutted with bone like mud ridges in a dry field, to the audacious swell below. His finger is inside me, his thumb circling, and I spill like grain from a bucket. He is panting, still running his race. I laugh at the incongruous size of him, sticking to his stomach and escaping from the springing hair below.” A back like mud ridges and cum like grain from a bucket. Someone’s taking the expression “romp in the hay” a bit too literally!
  4. The Day Before Happiness by Erri De Luca
    “She pushed on my hips, an order that thrust me in. I entered her. Not only my prick, but the whole of me entered her, into her guts, into her darkness, eyes wide open, seeing nothing. My whole body had gone inside her. I went in with her thrusts and stayed still. While I got used to the quiet and the pulsing of my blood in my ears and nose, she pushed me out a little, then in again. She did it again and again, holding me with force and moving me to the rhythm of the surf. She wiggled her breasts beneath my hands and intensified the pushing. I went in up to my groin and came out almost entirely. My body was her gearstick.” Quick, pull your emergency break—you’re gonna plummet off the cliff of terrible sex writing! Oops, too late…

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Check out more excerpts from the Bad Sex in Fiction award: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/nov/17/bad-sex-award-2016-the-contenders-in-quotes

Tom Ford Thinks All Men Should Get Fucked To Understand Women Better 

Foreground Photo: noision1 on Flickr. Background Photo: haymarketrebel on Flickr

In a recent interview with GQ, famously outspoken fashion designer Tom Ford got real personal about sex. In Ford’s opinion, every man should be “penetrated” at least once in order to understand women better. So how exactly would getting a dick in the ass enable them to do that?

“It’s such a vulnerable position to be in, and it’s such a passive position to be in. And there’s such an invasion, in a way, that even if it’s consensual, it’s just very personal,” he said. It turns out that his remarks are pretty similar to an older interview with GQ, in which Ford proclaimed, “Every man should be fucked at some point in his life.” Some believed Ford said this as a way to proposition the straight, male interviewer. “You shouldn’t force yourself to do it. But it’s really not that different than having a massage,” he said at the time. “It doesn’t feel that much different. It’s skin. You should do it with someone you like. Do it with a friend who you think is great. It’s very easy. It’s normal.” So, there you have it, men: go get fucked.

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Check out more about Tom Ford saying all men should get fucked to better understand women:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tom-ford-penetration_us_5845c021e4b055b313989a35