Sex should be sexy, right? Well, according to BuzzFeed, sometimes it’s just strange. Here are the most bizarre, weird, or damn awkward sex stories from BuzzFeed readers.
- Alternative form of protection
Have you ever been fooling around when you realized you didn’t have a condom? For this reader, the guy she was about to bone had the bright idea to wrap his cock in the bed sheets and then dry hump! - The white puddle
This reader had unprotected sex with her bf (she has an implant and they’re both tested), and found out what happens when you have a sudden, violent sneeze after sex: “His cum came shooting out and landed in a nice puddle on the bath mat.” Perfect landing! - The myth of the Kraken
“Me and my (now ex) boyfriend were fooling around in bed. I thought it was going to lead to sex, but instead he grabbed my labia and started opening and closing it while saying, ‘Release the kraken!’” Well that’s just sinister! - The overexcited butt grabber
This reader’s bf underestimated how small she was when he grabbed her by the ass to pull her onto his face: “he catapulted my face into the wall. It broke my glasses, cut my cheek, and gave me a black eye.” No one can fault his enthusiasm! - The raspberry
“I invited a guy over who had bragged about how good he was at going down on a girl. Once he got to my place and things started heating up, he went down on me and the ‘fantastic’ move that made him ‘so good’ was to blow a raspberry on my vagina.” Smooth move, Exlax! - The strap-on
“An ex of mine (a straight yet adventurous male) enjoyed having a strap-on used on him. One night, while he was face down, ass up, taking the strap-on, he turns back to me and says, ‘I’m shitting all over the bed, aren’t I?’” Shit happens?
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