A bizarre foot fetishist is yanking shoes right off women’s feet in NYC subway stations. According to the women whose shoes he’s stolen, the foot fetishist brazenly grabbed their shoes as they stood on the mezzanine and at the turnstiles before running away. Even stranger, the foot fetishist seems to have a penchant for only the women’s right shoe!
Although the thief has very specific foot fetish tastes, he doesn’t seem to mind what type of shoe he steals. He gets off on high heels, sneakers, flats—according to NYPD, he likes them all. When law enforcement discussed this thief’s apparent foot fetish, one officer quipped, “If the shoe fits!”
How bizarre! Doesn’t this foot fetishist know he could have just called us instead of stealing women’s shoes?! We’re always happy to help fetishists remain law-abiding citizens!
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